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    Will Rogers, who died in
    a 1935
    plane crash with his best friend,
    Wylie Post,
    was probably the greatest political
    sage this country ever has known.

    Enjoy the following:


    1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

    2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

    3.. There are two theories to arguing with a woman .. .
    Neither works.

    4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

    6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

    7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it
    back into your pocket.


    8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn
    by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them
    have to pee on the electric fence and find out for
    themselves.

    9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
    bad judgment.

    10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
    and then to make sure it's still there.

    11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it
    back.

    12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
    started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
    shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
    shut.

    ABOUT GROWING
    OLDER...

    First ~
    Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
    your age and start bragging about it.

    Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
    waiting in line for.

    Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

    Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

    Fifth
    ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

    Sixth ~
    I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

    Seventh
    ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

    Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.


    Ninth
    ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.


    Tenth
    ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

    And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
    Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
    Growing old is not for Sissies..........

  • #2
    All so very true............................
    OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
    With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
    FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
    RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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    • #3

      Fifth
      ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.


      I'm not looking forward to this one! LOL

      .
      2010 FLHX - Street Glide
      HERD MEMBER #00003

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      • #4
        great wisdom to be handed down!!!!
        OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
        2014 FLHXS
        U.S. NAVY Veteran

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        • #5
          Just gotta love that wisdom!!
          Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
          Very Proud member #99
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          Count your life by smiles, not tears:
          Count your age by friends, not years.
          Old bikers don't gray, they CHROME OUT!!

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          • #6
            Will Rogers is great! I love this one:

            "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
            H1E2R8D

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            • #7
              Originally posted by TheBoss View Post



              I'm not looking forward to this one! LOL

              Aw Boss,,,Your doin fine as long as yer Pecker still stands Up to watch you shave In the Mornin,,,
              Herd #124
              Age 10 and holding
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