Bob and Lynda

[MrMarty51]

Bob and Lynda were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and
explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". Bob turned to Lynda and said, " that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that
will make me happy and sad at the same time.

LYNDA said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest weiner."

[vlade]

Sounds like My EX then when she got mad she woud tell me she lied an I had the littlest weiner

[MrMarty51]

Sounds like My EX then when she got mad she woud tell me she lied an I had the littlest weiner

I hada wife like that once,told her to line um up and We`d compaare,She never used tht one again.:laughout the lie I mean.
She didnt smile much but She sure hada nicemouth.

[Osco*]

Like one chick I got busy with,,Too much tequila,,
We ripped off the clothes she says "what ?? who you gonna please with that thing ?"
I said "me",,
She came back next weekend,,,

[Crocodile56]

My Ex-wife changed her name to Lynda?

[MrMarty51]

I never wanted em coming back to many weekends,was`nt into having one gets attached to Me,One did so I had to prove to Her how unattached I was to her,She warnt a happy camper towards me for a while,She even called me a hore.erbox:laughout:laughout:laughout
I did`nt leter get close enough to gets anymore attached after that.

[Juiced]

That is too funny for words!!!!!


:):):):):)

[vlade]

I never wanted em coming back to many weekends,was`nt into having one gets attached to Me,One did so I had to prove to Her how unattached I was to her,She warnt a happy camper towards me for a while,She even called me a hore.erbox:laughout:laughout:laughout
I did`nt leter get close enough to gets anymore attached after that.

Was you a hore Marty Boss wants to know

[Oiltrash]

Sounds like My EX then when she got mad she woud tell me she lied an I had the littlest weiner

Mine didn't have to be mad.

[B-Man]

[steveston]

My Ex cheated on me for years .... Now I am retired on a good pension , living in a new executive house and riding a new harley...."AND SHE AIN"T GOT NOTHING"... Life is Good!!!

wave :fatbob

[vlade]

Ya I can jus say if she comes back with an "I'm so soorry I was an ass" story,, dont buy it

[Rainrider]

I ain't got no ex. I feel cheated! Got a new Harley though.

[Boss]

My Ex cheated on me for years .... Now I am retired on a good pension , living in a new executive house and riding a new harley...."AND SHE AIN"T GOT NOTHING"... Life is Good!!!

wave :fatbob

You have it really nice there....

[MrMarty51]

Was you a hore Marty Boss wants to know

UUUUHHHHHhhhhhh,Nope,I just give it aaaaaaall away.erbox:laughout:laughout:laughout