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    So I wake up this morning and my g/f tells me I look terrible. I told her I felt great but she said.. "James you look terrible" I look in the mirror and she was right. I went to work and a few co workers tell me the same thing. I look terrible. Funny cause I feel great. I finally decided to go to the doc about noon after hearing it all morning about how terrible I look. I got an appointment and he agreed I look terrible. He ran some test but could not believe I felt great for as bad as I looked. He grabbed one of his medical books and started looking up the symptoms. Looks good feels good... Nope Looks bad feels bad... Nope Looks good feels bad... Nope.. Finally he found it.. Looks bad feels good.. Turns out I'm a vagina......
    2007 FLHT #00008

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      :dan:dan:dan:dan
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      • #4
        Originally posted by facn8me View Post
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        So I wake up this morning and my g/f tells me I look terrible. I told her I felt great but she said.. "James you look terrible" I look in the mirror and she was right. I went to work and a few co workers tell me the same thing. I look terrible. Funny cause I feel great. I finally decided to go to the doc about noon after hearing it all morning about how terrible I look. I got an appointment and he agreed I look terrible. He ran some test but could not believe I felt great for as bad as I looked. He grabbed one of his medical books and started looking up the symptoms. Looks good feels good... Nope Looks bad feels bad... Nope Looks good feels bad... Nope.. Finally he found it.. Looks bad feels good.. Turns out I'm a vagina......
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        • #5
          I told you guys he was a pussy...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by WideOpen View Post
            I told you guys he was a pussy...
            U.S. Army "Retired"
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            • #7
              Originally posted by WideOpen View Post
              I told you guys he was a pussy...
              But I FEEL great!!!
              2007 FLHT #00008

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              • #8
                I am a Male Lesbian !

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                • #9
                  How do ya smell?
                  H1E2R8D

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
                    How do ya smell?
                    With Me nose.:laughout:laughout:laughout
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                    • #11
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                      OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                      With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MrMarty51 View Post
                          With Me nose.:laughout:laughout:laughout

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