Southerners can be so polite!

[Osco*]

Atlanta Airport Air Tower Control:

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great."

Pause....

Saudi Air: ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --

[Crocodile56]

:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laug hout:laughout

[3 Olive Martini]

i love being southern.. :)

[steveston]

Allah doesn't Ride!!!

[JimP]

Well bless your hearts....

[livetoridelady]

We do know how to make them feel welcome...

I say "bless your heart" about 5 times a day - and mean it sincerely each time!

[Rainrider]

Of course Allah rides - - - a fuggin' camel!

[MrMarty51]

:):):):):)

[B-Man]

fuggin-A!!

[Oiltrash]

:laughout

Southern to the bone.