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    A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink.

    He then notices a Jar that is full of money. The man asks the bartender what the jar is for. The bartender then says that he has a donkey in the back room and if anyone can make him him laugh they win the money. If not they owe me 100 dollars.

    The man say I can do it!

    So he goes into the back room and about 5 minutes later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud. The man walks out and takes the money from the jar, thanks the bartender, and leaves.

    About a month later the man comes back into the bar and there is a new jar of money. The man asks the bartender what the new jar of money is for.

    The bartender looks at the man and says if you can make the donkey cry the money is yours, if not you owe me 100 dollars. The man says ok I'll do it!

    He walks into the back room and about 2 minutes has goes by when the bartender hears the donkey crying. The man walks out and grabs the money out of the jar, but before the man leaves the bartender asks, "How did you make the donkey laugh?"

    The man looks at the bartender and says, "Well the first time I told the donkey that I had a bigger pecker then he did".

    "How did you make him cry?" ask the bartender?

    Well I showed him
    Herd #124
    Age 10 and holding
    Official Herd Poser

  • #2
    the work they're doing with prosthetics these days IS impressive :)

    that poor ass never had a chance
    Twenty First Herdster
    * When Its All Said And Done, Will You Have Said More Than You Have Done?
    ** How Old Would You Be If You Didnt Know How Old You Where?
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    • #3
      Now THATS funny!!!!!!!



      :):):)



      Ed
      08 FLSTC - cus we likes to ride! HERD#146 - Thanks Classy! USN - Retired
      When I wear an "Old Navy" shirt, it is not a fashion statement, it is just a statement.
      Looking at life from the back of the HERD....All I see is...well, you know! :)

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      • #4
        :):)
        OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
        2014 FLHXS
        U.S. NAVY Veteran

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        • #5
          No bad for a POSER!!!:):):)
          OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
          With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
          FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
          RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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