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  • Red Neck In a Biker Bar

    This Red Neck Is out In the desert heat drivin his rock truck an see's
    a biker bar, figgers "what the hell" an stops for a beer.
    He bellies up to the bar an gits a good oL cold one,,,AHHhhhhh.
    Then he see's this BIG jar of money sittin on the bar, all 10's n 20's.
    He thinks, "sh*t must be 1,000 bucks in there. So he asks the barkeep
    whats up.
    Bartender says "Its a contest, you put a 10 or a 20 in the jar an complete three tasks and the money Is yours".
    Red Neck drinks a few more beers an cant stand it,,"Barkeep whats the three tasks?".

    Bar tender says " Well ya gotta drink a whole bottle of this tequilla an eat the worm, then ya gotta go out back and pull an absessed tooth outta that big male Pit Bull chained to the fence,,then ya gotta go upstairs, we got a horney old woman up there,,blind an 87 years old,,Ya gotta make love to her till she orgasims".
    Red Neck thinks,,,"Dammit Man !!",,,has a few more beers.

    He hollars "What the Hell" and shoves a 20 in the jar,,,The whole bar goes silent.
    Barkeep hands Him this nasty old, old bottle of tequilla and says "here ya go" an grins.
    The Red Neck Gits to it,,,,,worm goes down His throat. Barkeep hands him some pliers for the tooth extraction, red neck sticks em in his pocket
    and staggers out the back door,,a few moments pass and this Dog, this massive Pit Bull goes ta screamin ! and the Red Neck Is yellin and the fence sounds like Its commin down,,Oh Sh*t Its a ruckus!

    The red neck staggers back In the bar all cut up,,bleeding all over
    and says,,,
    "That Money's almost mine !",, "Now wheres this Old lady that needs
    a tooth pulled?"
    Last edited by Osco*; 09-08-2010, 01:07 PM.
    Herd #124
    Age 10 and holding
    Official Herd Poser

  • #2
    I think he screwed up a step....LOL
    .
    2010 FLHX - Street Glide
    HERD MEMBER #00003

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    • #3
      Leave it to a Red Neck!!!:):):)
      OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
      With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
      FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
      RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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      • #4
        Red Necks are Tough!!

        Chris (Steveston)
        Herd # 93
        Retired Navy Vet

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        • #5
          he can have my twenty, hell...
          Herd #116

          If I were clever, I'd write something clever here.

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          • #6
            Ear Tag no. 00030

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            • #7
              :):):)
              OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
              2014 FLHXS
              U.S. NAVY Veteran

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