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  • The Little Old Lady and Her Two Garbage Bags

    A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large
    plastic
    garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in
    a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
    Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are
    $20 bills falling out of your bag."
    "Oh, really? Darn," says the little old lady. "I'd better go
    back, and
    See if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..."
    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all
    that money?
    You didn't steal it, did you?"
    "Oh, no,' says the little old lady. You see, my back yard is
    right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot
    of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I
    stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy
    sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and I say, "$20 or off
    it comes!"
    "OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "So, good luck. Oh,
    by the way, what's in the other bag?"
    "Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
    Ear Tag no. 00030

  • #2
    :ouch


    Love it, smart lady that does what she says.
    Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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    • #3
      I hope she don't move beside a race track or I'm gonna be broke.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Happy Hours View Post
        I hope she don't move beside a race track or I'm gonna be broke.
        Or d&?kless....
        The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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        • #5
          Not everyone pay's..........:)
          OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
          With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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          • #6
            DOH!
            Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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            • #7
              Run forest......:ouch
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              • #8
                :laughout:):aahhh:aahhh:aahhh:aahhh
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                • #9
                  :):):)
                  OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                  2014 FLHXS
                  U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                  • #10
                    $20.00 is Cheap

                    :) :) :)
                    Chris (Steveston)
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                    Retired Navy Vet

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