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    The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from
    the city's most successful lawyer. So, a United Way volunteer paid
    the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

    The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows
    that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you
    don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something
    back to your community through the United Way?"

    The lawyer thought for a minute and responded, "First, did your
    research also show you that my mother is dying after a long,
    painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond
    her ability to pay?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, ", I didn't
    know that."

    "Secondly," asserted the lawyer, "did it show that my brother, a
    disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is
    unable to support his wife and six children?"

    The stricken United Way rep began to stammer an apology but
    was cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research fruther show you
    that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving
    her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom
    is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring
    an array of private tutors?"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, utters, "I'm
    so sorry, I had no idea."

    The the lawyer concluded, "So, if I didn't give any money to them,

    what makes you think I'd give any to you?
    2018 Road Glide
    Member #00014

  • #2
    Ha.. too true!!!
    2007 FLHT #00008


    • #3
      Sorry, I ain't buyin' it. If that really happened that would mean there is one honest lawyer in the world. I know you ain't askin' us to believe that HH!


      • #4
        Wow....Beeee'asssstiiieeeerrrd! Ouch!
        2010 FLHX - Street Glide
        HERD MEMBER #00003


        • #5
          That lawyer is a douche-nozzle.......but isn't all lawyers??
          2014 FLHXS
          U.S. NAVY Veteran


          • #6

            Originally posted by BrianS View Post
            That lawyer is a douche-nozzle.......but isn't all lawyers??
            :laughout :laughout :laughout
            Chris (Steveston)
            Herd # 93
            Retired Navy Vet