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    The Knob



    A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'


    Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.


    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
    'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
    terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
    The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
    She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

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    :laughout:laughout:laughout
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    • #3
      goa-tee.........
      LOL!!
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      • #4
        Very funny...

        The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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        • #5
          Next time I see a guy with a goatee ... I am gonna ask if I can see his knob! :)
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          • #6
            :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
            OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
            With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by V-Girl View Post
              Next time I see a guy with a goatee ... I am gonna ask if I can see his knob! :)
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              • #8
                Originally posted by V-Girl View Post
                Next time I see a guy with a goatee ... I am gonna ask if I can see his knob! :)
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                • #9
                  That was great. I would like to be around when you ask someone to see the knob. I don't have a goatee
                  Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by V-Girl View Post
                    Next time I see a guy with a goatee ... I am gonna ask if I can see his knob! :)
                    Well, I assume you know what to expect when you do.

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                    • #11
                      Joke was good V, but you made it even better!

                      I guess she has a clef chin too.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by gruss View Post
                        Don't be shy now!
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                        • #13
                          :laughout:laughout:laughout

                          Goatee!
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                          • #14
                            Toooo Funny!!!

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                            • #15
                              :dan:)
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