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    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

    'I went by your grandma's house today and
    I saw her in the hallway half-naked.

    Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

    The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

    His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

    The drunk leans on the table again and says:

    'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.

    The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

    'I'll tell you something else, boy,


    At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says....................

    'Grandpa,.......... Go home!
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  • #2
    Didn't see that coming!
    The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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    • #3
      Shoot I be nailin granny whats up?
      THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
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      How's my Spelin, CALL 1-800-BOSS to report my bad spelizin

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      • #4
        Now Thats funny!!!!!

        I got to send that one to the wife!!!


        LOL
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        Looking at life from the back of the HERD....All I see is...well, you know! :)

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        • #5
          :):laughout:):laughout
          OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
          With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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          • #6
            :):)

            Good one HH.
            Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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            • #7
              Appalachian Redneck

              "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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              • #8
                :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
                Ear Tag no. 00030

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                • #9
                  :):):):)
                  OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                  2014 FLHXS
                  U.S. NAVY Veteran

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