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    A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon.
    When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the husband would get home at 5 o'clock, and every day they would go to bed at 5:15.

    This went on for months, never missing a day until the wife came down with the flu and went to the doctor to get a flu shot.
    The shot killed all the germs inside her except for three. These three germs were huddled together inside her body talking over their survival plans.

    One germ said, "I am going to hide between two toes on her left foot. I don't think the antibiotics will find me there".
    A second exclaimed, "I am going to hide behind her right ear. I don't think they'll find me there."

    The last germ said, "I don't know about you guys, but when that 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it!"
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    He's gonna catch the 5:15 bus out of there. :)
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    • #3
      :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
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      • #4
        I didn't get it at first. Gotta thank the Mrs.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
          I didn't get it at first. Gotta thank the Mrs.
          :):):):)
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          • #6
            :)
            Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
            I didn't get it at first. Gotta thank the Mrs.
            Boss, did you find the wine?
            Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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            • #7
              :):)
              OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
              With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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              • #8
                :):):)
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                • #9
                  515 weinertime
                  THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by vlade View Post
                    515 weinertime
                    Appalachian Redneck

                    "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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