Little Old Ladies,,

[Osco*]

A vacume cleaner salesman knocked,,an knocked till a little old lady
answerd the door.
He said "goodmoring mam, May I demonstrate the very latest In
Hi power Vacume cleaners?" The Little old lady said
"Go away I'm broke" an started to close the door, The crafty salesman
stuck His foot In the door, "You must see my demonstration first"
He then dumped a bucket of Cow dung on her hall carpet.
"Now If this fantastic vacume cleaner does not remove all traces of this
cow pile from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

The Little Old lady stepped back,grinned and said,
"Well then let me get you a fork because they cut off my electricity this morning":madcow

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