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  • Little Old Ladies,,

    A vacume cleaner salesman knocked,,an knocked till a little old lady
    answerd the door.
    He said "goodmoring mam, May I demonstrate the very latest In
    Hi power Vacume cleaners?" The Little old lady said
    "Go away I'm broke" an started to close the door, The crafty salesman
    stuck His foot In the door, "You must see my demonstration first"
    He then dumped a bucket of Cow dung on her hall carpet.
    "Now If this fantastic vacume cleaner does not remove all traces of this
    cow pile from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

    The Little Old lady stepped back,grinned and said,
    "Well then let me get you a fork because they cut off my electricity this morning":madcow
    Herd #124
    Age 10 and holding
    Official Herd Poser

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    :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:):): ):)erbox
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        :):):):)
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          Appalachian Redneck

          "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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