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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

    'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

    The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

    'About a gallon'
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    :):)

    they can have what's left in the tank.erboxerbox
    Expectations managed for free

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    • #3
      erboxerbox:):):):)
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        • #5
          hehehehe
          Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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          • #6
            :):):):)
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            • #7
              BUUuuuuuwwwwwWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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              • #8
                :laughoutPut me down for 10...better yet, here's my gas card...
                Patti, HERD Georgia Girl #113

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                We will ride again wndchsr...
                'If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.' - Katherine Hepburn

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                • #9
                  nothin funny about chicago traffic...just sayin
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                  I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that

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                  • #10
                    I have a full tank........Take it !
                    U.S. Army "Retired"
                    (Disabled Veteran)

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                    • #11
                      I have a few gas cans in the garage also. May some of this will help as a starter
                      Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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