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    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

    The father thought for a moment, then answered,'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

    Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

    So the boy went to his mother and asked,'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The mother replied,'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!'

    The boy then went to his sister and asked,'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The girl replied,'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

    The boy then went to his brother and asked,'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    'Of course,' the brother replied.'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

    His father asked him,'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

    The boy replied, “Yes, 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

    But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.”
    Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

    Can weld anything but a broken heart

    ......It's a rebar thing.....
    HERD member # 00015

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    :laughout:laughout:laughout
    Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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      :laughout
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        :):):):)
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        • #5
          great lesson in research and discovery too :laughout
          Twenty First Herdster
          * When Its All Said And Done, Will You Have Said More Than You Have Done?
          ** How Old Would You Be If You Didnt Know How Old You Where?
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            Tommy
            HERD Member #141


            "To ride, or not to ride... THAT is a stupid question!"

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            • #7
              hehehehe
              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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              • #8
                :dan:dan:laughout

                Great one BD! I had heard it before, but not the updated version with the brother...
                Patti, HERD Georgia Girl #113

                RubberDown/Double Secret Agent #19 and Ozzyrral #213...RIP
                We will ride again wndchsr...
                'If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.' - Katherine Hepburn

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                  :fatbob
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                  Age 10 and holding
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                  • #10
                    That !!.....is a great Joke !!..............................:laughout
                    U.S. Army "Retired"
                    (Disabled Veteran)

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                      :):):):)
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                      2014 FLHXS
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