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  • Amazing common-sense remedies

    I knew these before...
    THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and itís for real!

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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    MONK
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  • #2
    I'm going to try some of these tomorrow. But I will stay away from #5.
    Joe

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    • #3
      monk, that's funny stuff!!!!!
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      • #4
        lol !
        Appalachian Redneck

        "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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        • #5
          LOL!!!
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          • #6
            Sounds like the "Ten Commandments of Redneck":D
            Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

            Can weld anything but a broken heart

            ......It's a rebar thing.....
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            • #7
              Good Laugh on a dismal morning.....Thanks, Monk...
              Chris (Steveston)
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              • #8
                Now that's some good advice...LOL
                Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
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                • #9
                  lol, those are awesome..
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