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    'There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making gang member steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.'



    "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.



    "Come on, man," the gang member says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."



    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."



    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you, mister jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!

    "But hey! Enough about me, how's your day going?"
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    • #3
      What a rotten day.:):):):)
      Ear Tag no. 00030

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      • #4
        Bad ass = bad day
        Mike Tickle
        Herd # One hundred
        2012 Ultra Limited
        USAF Retired (SMSgt)

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          HERD # 00075
          08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
          USMC Veteran

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            hehehehe
            Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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            • #7
              (Grin)............
              U.S. Army "Retired"
              (Disabled Veteran)

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              • #8
                :fatbob:fatbob:fatbob:fatbob
                OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
                FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
                RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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                • #9
                  :)...nice!
                  #77
                  "09" King & "10" Forty-Eight(wifes)
                  If u ain't ridin u ain't livin!!

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                  • #10
                    Now that is funny don't care who you are
                    Official HERD Member #00138

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                    • #11
                      :):):)
                      OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                      2014 FLHXS
                      U.S. NAVY Veteran

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