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    She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met
    before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon..

    They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
    there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car

    They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself..


    Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!

    He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
    laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

    Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her
    into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

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  • #2
    Thats jus gross
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    • #3
      Originally posted by vlade View Post
      Thats jus gross
      I agree, I am appalled.
      It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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      • #4
        SOOooo,afterthey gets back in the car,wuz She pissed off or pissed on??????????or juz naturally pissed.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by MrMarty51 View Post
          SOOooo,afterthey gets back in the car,wuz She pissed off or pissed on??????????or juz naturally pissed.
          They aint too brite shouda had some water in the car.
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          • #6
            I guess thats how they roll in UTAH
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            • #7
              Gets rid of athlete's foot too...
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              • #8
                Originally posted by vlade View Post
                I guess thats how they roll in UTAH
                That lack of oxygen at 10,000 feet will do it every time........LOL !!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by gruss View Post
                  That lack of oxygen at 10,000 feet will do it every time........LOL !!
                  whaat you been peein on gurls Guss?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by vlade View Post
                    whaat you been peein on gurls Guss?
                    No, but I've seen more pee'in ski bunnies that I can remember...especially in the spring, when they ski in swim suits......(grin)
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by gruss View Post
                      No, but I've seen more pee'in ski bunnies that I can remember...especially in the spring, when they ski in swim suits......(grin)
                      Well thats good I guess wouldnt want ya to take after MO
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                      • #12
                        Hey, if they want my wiener, they gotta take all aspects
                        It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                        • #13
                          Good thing she didn't have her face stuck to the bumper, then she'd be BOTH pissed on/pissed off and have bad breath.
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                          • #14
                            :):):)
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                            • #15
                              DOH!!!!!!
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