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    >> One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
    > men along the roadside eating grass.
    >
    > Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
    >
    > He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
    >
    > 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.
    >
    > 'We have to eat grass.'
    >
    > 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the
    > lawyer said.
    >
    > 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
    >
    > They are over there, under that tree'.
    >
    > 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
    >
    > Turning to the other poor man he stated,
    >
    > 'You come with us also.'
    >
    > The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,
    >
    > 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
    >
    > 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
    >
    > They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
    > as the limousine was.
    >
    > Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
    >
    > 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
    >
    > The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass
    > is almost 1 foot high!'
    >
    > Lesson: Don't trust kind lawyers!!
    2018 Road Glide
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    Lawyers typically thrive on others misfortune... Its a shame most "Good" lawyers are defenders as opposed to prosecutors..
    Chris (Steveston)
    Herd # 93
    Retired Navy Vet

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    • #3
      Kind lawyers... That's an oxymoron...
      The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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      • #4
        One a Me buds is a attourney,He was a prosecutin aattourney and never liked being on that side of the fence,alwaays kinda sad and down,He got a position as a defense attourney and He is happy now.
        Ear Tag no. 00030

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        • #5
          How do you know if a lawyer's lying ????? His lips are moving.........
          Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

          Can weld anything but a broken heart

          ......It's a rebar thing.....
          HERD member # 00015

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Blackdog 15 View Post
            How do you know if a lawyer's lying ????? His lips are moving.........
            :) Got that right!!!
            OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
            2014 FLHXS
            U.S. NAVY Veteran

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            • #7
              yeah, lawyer jokes are usually funny, buy....

              How many people realize that one of the HERD members who has been with us since the beginning is actually a well established lawyer?
              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


              www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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              • #8
                Our uncle is also a lawyer and a good one too -
                Just like in any field, some can get corrupt by money and power.

                But since this is a joke and jokes are meant to be funny...I'll laugh. I know doctor jokes, priest jokes (oh my do I know a lot of those) and so on.... :)
                .
                2010 FLHX - Street Glide
                HERD MEMBER #00003

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
                  yeah, lawyer jokes are usually funny, buy....

                  How many people realize that one of the HERD members who has been with us since the beginning is actually a well established lawyer?


                  not me,who is it?
                  2018 Road Glide
                  Member #00014

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                  • #10
                    Vlade???
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                    "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......" In memory of Rick.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
                      yeah, lawyer jokes are usually funny, buy....

                      How many people realize that one of the HERD members who has been with us since the beginning is actually a well established lawyer?
                      Oh, Oh, pic me, pic me !!!!!
                      U.S. Army "Retired"
                      (Disabled Veteran)

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                      • #12
                        Not me!!
                        The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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                        • #13
                          I am sure if he saw this he would have a good sense of humor about it

                          don't worry....I know alot of unemployeed people jokes too:)
                          Ride in Peace Wndchsr


                          www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
                            I am sure if he saw this he would have a good sense of humor about it

                            don't worry....I know alot of unemployeed people jokes too:)
                            Where the hell is he ????
                            U.S. Army "Retired"
                            (Disabled Veteran)

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                            • #15
                              Didn't know we had a HERD lawyer. Knew we had a counsler and a philosopher. I think it's "MOTIVE".
                              H1E2R8D

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