Lawyers

[Happy Hours]

>> One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
> men along the roadside eating grass.
>
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
>
> He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
>
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.
>
> 'We have to eat grass.'
>
> 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the
> lawyer said.
>
> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
>
> They are over there, under that tree'.
>
> 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
>
> Turning to the other poor man he stated,
>
> 'You come with us also.'
>
> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,
>
> 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
>
> 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
> as the limousine was.
>
> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
>
> 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
>
> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass
> is almost 1 foot high!'
>
> Lesson: Don't trust kind lawyers!!

[steveston]

Lawyers typically thrive on others misfortune... Its a shame most "Good" lawyers are defenders as opposed to prosecutors..

[JimP]

Kind lawyers... That's an oxymoron...

[MrMarty51]

One a Me buds is a attourney,He was a prosecutin aattourney and never liked being on that side of the fence,alwaays kinda sad and down,He got a position as a defense attourney and He is happy now.

[Blackdog 15]

How do you know if a lawyer's lying ????? His lips are moving.........

[B-Man]

How do you know if a lawyer's lying ????? His lips are moving.........

:) Got that right!!!

[Ironhead]

yeah, lawyer jokes are usually funny, buy....

How many people realize that one of the HERD members who has been with us since the beginning is actually a well established lawyer?

[TheBoss]

Our uncle is also a lawyer and a good one too -
Just like in any field, some can get corrupt by money and power.

But since this is a joke and jokes are meant to be funny...I'll laugh. I know doctor jokes, priest jokes (oh my do I know a lot of those) and so on.... :)

[Happy Hours]

yeah, lawyer jokes are usually funny, buy....

How many people realize that one of the HERD members who has been with us since the beginning is actually a well established lawyer?

not me,who is it?

[V-Girl]

Vlade???

[gruss]

yeah, lawyer jokes are usually funny, buy....

How many people realize that one of the HERD members who has been with us since the beginning is actually a well established lawyer?

Oh, Oh, pic me, pic me !!!!!

[JimP]

Not me!!

[Ironhead]

I am sure if he saw this he would have a good sense of humor about it

don't worry....I know alot of unemployeed people jokes too:)

[gruss]

I am sure if he saw this he would have a good sense of humor about it

don't worry....I know alot of unemployeed people jokes too:)

Where the hell is he ????

[Rainrider]

Didn't know we had a HERD lawyer. Knew we had a counsler and a philosopher. I think it's "MOTIVE".