>> One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
> men along the roadside eating grass.
>
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
>
> He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
>
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.
>
> 'We have to eat grass.'
>
> 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the
> lawyer said.
>
> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
>
> They are over there, under that tree'.
>
> 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
>
> Turning to the other poor man he stated,
>
> 'You come with us also.'
>
> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,
>
> 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
>
> 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
> as the limousine was.
>
> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
>
> 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
>
> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass
> is almost 1 foot high!'
>
> Lesson: Don't trust kind lawyers!!
> men along the roadside eating grass.
>
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
>
> He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
>
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied.
>
> 'We have to eat grass.'
>
> 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the
> lawyer said.
>
> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
>
> They are over there, under that tree'.
>
> 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
>
> Turning to the other poor man he stated,
>
> 'You come with us also.'
>
> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,
>
> 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
>
> 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
> as the limousine was.
>
> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
>
> 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
>
> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass
> is almost 1 foot high!'
>
> Lesson: Don't trust kind lawyers!!
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