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  • Pa, ya need's ta fix the Outhouse!

    Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin' around when she hollers out...... "Pa"! You need to go outside and fix the outhouse!!!
    Pa replies, "There ain't nothing wrong wit it"!!!

    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git yer as5 out thar an fix it"!!!
    So "Pa" mosies out to check it out, looks around at it fer a bit and yells back, there ain't nutin wrong wit the outhouse!!!

    Ma yells back, Stick your head in the hole!!!
    Pa yells back, no fuggin way!!!

    Ma says, You have ta stick your head in to see whats wrong Pa!!!
    So with that said, Pa sticks his head in the hole and starts looking around! He then yells back to Ma, Ma the nutin wrong wit the outhouse!!!

    Ma Hollers back. " NOW take your head out of the hole"!
    Pa proceeds to remove his head and starts yellin, "Ma Help! My Beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet sit"!

    Ma replies, "Hurts don't it"!!
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    Ear Tag no. 00030

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    • #3
      Ha, that is funny as hell.
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        HE HE HE
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              :)

              made her point !!
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              • #8
                damn!
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                    :):)
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                    • #11
                      I feels sick....
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                      • #12
                        the image of ma stuck on the seat by the hairs just made me spit my coffee.........and not in agood way
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                        • #13
                          to all the above.
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                              :fatbob and OUCH!!!
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