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    My neighbor found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
    The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

    The lady went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

    The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

    The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

    The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."
    Ear Tag no. 00030

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    • #3
      OUCH!

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        Expectations managed for free

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          Never heard it called that but, that would be painful.
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              • #8
                yur snahauser ate my weiner

                I tryed to resist,,, I held back from temptation for hours,,, but I was weak.
                THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by vlade View Post
                  yur snahauser ate my weiner

                  I tryed to resist,,, I held back from temptation for hours,,, but I was weak.
                  I fully understand how the temptations overcame you and pulled at you until it was unbearable.
                  Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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                  • #10
                    :):)
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                    • #11
                      Ear Tag no. 00030

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by vlade View Post
                        yur snahauser ate my weiner

                        I tryed to resist,,, I held back from temptation for hours,,, but I was weak.
                        :watching
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                        • #13
                          Nice little snhauser would you like a weiner?
                          THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-c...-ts=1422579428
                          How's my Spelin, CALL 1-800-BOSS to report my bad spelizin

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by vlade View Post
                            Nice little snhauser would you like a weiner?


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                            • #15
                              All the Snhausers were not happy about sharing a weiner.
                              THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-c...-ts=1422579428
                              How's my Spelin, CALL 1-800-BOSS to report my bad spelizin

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