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    Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he is there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Duane smiles at the young lady and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing on underneath. Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming.."

    He goes with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" The flustered, embarrassed Duane stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"
    She's astounded, "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full, don't sag, and they're 100 percent natural. My buns - they are firm and don't sag, and have no cellulite. Look at this skin, no blemishes or scars. Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?"

    Clearing his throat once again, Duane stammers, "Outside when you said you heard someone coming? That was me"
    2018 Road Glide
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    • #3
      Ahhh-haaaaaaa haaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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      • #4
        HEHE !!

        Probably beer30's avatar............LOL
        U.S. Army "Retired"
        (Disabled Veteran)

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        • #5
          There is a special place in our hearts... Carved out for our memories
          R.I.P. RubberDown
          R.I.P. James "Jimbo"
          Reese

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          • #6
            Ear Tag no. 00030

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            • #7
              erboxerboxerbox
              The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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              • #8
                Gotta love it!

                H1E2R8D

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                • #9
                  :)
                  Josh #00042
                  2019 Road Glide Ultra

                  R.I.P. Dad 1951-2015

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                  • #10
                    :):):):):)
                    OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                    2014 FLHXS
                    U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                    • #11
                      Funny Stuff!!!!!!
                      08 FLSTC - cus we likes to ride! HERD#146 - Thanks Classy! USN - Retired
                      When I wear an "Old Navy" shirt, it is not a fashion statement, it is just a statement.
                      Looking at life from the back of the HERD....All I see is...well, you know! :)

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                        Tommy
                        HERD Member #141


                        "To ride, or not to ride... THAT is a stupid question!"

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                        • #13
                          That made me snort beer out my nose. I'ma gonna pass that one on.
                          Expectations managed for free

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