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    This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
    "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
    Are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
    Clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
    Housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
    To qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

    Darn, this is a great country
    Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

    Can weld anything but a broken heart

    ......It's a rebar thing.....
    HERD member # 00015

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    Dang, I'll be signin mine up in the morning...erboxerbox
    Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
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    Count your age by friends, not years.
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    • #3
      Will they accept one old and decrepit kitty kat,I`ll have er in there first thing in the morning.
      Ear Tag no. 00030

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MrMarty51 View Post
        Will they accept one old and decrepit kitty kat,I`ll have er in there first thing in the morning.
        Meow...cough, sniff, meow, hack, cough, snort, oh good kitty, harumph, spit, meow...
        Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
        Very Proud member #99
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        Count your life by smiles, not tears:
        Count your age by friends, not years.
        Old bikers don't gray, they CHROME OUT!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 95sportychick View Post
          Meow...cough, sniff, meow, hack, cough, snort, oh good kitty, harumph, spit, meow...
          :laughout:laughout
          Ear Tag no. 00030

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          • #6
            That your kitty???
            Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
            Very Proud member #99
            Official Herd Hugger
            Count your life by smiles, not tears:
            Count your age by friends, not years.
            Old bikers don't gray, they CHROME OUT!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by 95sportychick View Post
              That your kitty???
              YUP,Yuh made a real good imitation of the poor old gurl.:laughout:laughout:laughout
              Ear Tag no. 00030

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              • #8
                Good one Lee!!!:)
                OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                2014 FLHXS
                U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                • #9
                  Thanks! Just think I've been leaving monies on the table all these years. I know this mutt over here will qualify. SSI is in it's future cause it's slap ate up with dumb ass (ADD).
                  HERD Member #00086
                  09 FXDF "PABS"

                  R.I.P. Rick Massey "Double secret agent 00019......"
                  Rubberdown, Ride forever more in peace brother

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