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  • Geography of a woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially
    for something of real value.


    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like
    Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
    Greece , gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
    Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
    Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
    Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes
    Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


    Between 1 and 80, a man is like
    Iran - ruled by nuts.

    THE END.
    Ear Tag no. 00030

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    Uh.....yep......I'll buy that....LOL !!
    U.S. Army "Retired"
    (Disabled Veteran)

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    • #3
      How true it is!
      H1E2R8D

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      • #4
        What happens at 81?
        Herd #116

        If I were clever, I'd write something clever here.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by H8TANK View Post
          What happens at 81?
          Bulk Viagra, and aspirin...........LOL !!
          U.S. Army "Retired"
          (Disabled Veteran)

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          • #6
            Funny and true!!!!
            08 FLSTC - cus we likes to ride! HERD#146 - Thanks Classy! USN - Retired
            When I wear an "Old Navy" shirt, it is not a fashion statement, it is just a statement.
            Looking at life from the back of the HERD....All I see is...well, you know! :)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by gruss View Post
              Bulk Viagra, and aspirin...........LOL !!
              :laughout:laughout
              Herd #116

              If I were clever, I'd write something clever here.

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              • #8
                sounds bout right
                Ride in Peace Wndchsr


                www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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                • #9
                  Very good description!!!!!
                  OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                  2014 FLHXS
                  U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                  • #10
                    A yeah, what's your point.....
                    The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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