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    A good friend sent this to me. I thought it was pretty funny. I don't think I would do it on a plane tho.

    What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you. Make sure it ain't an air marshall.

    1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase.

    2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.

    3. Turn it on, as well as the sound.

    4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking.

    5. Access the Internet.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven.

    7. Take a deep breath and open the site

    http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

    8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you
    as it WILL change !ed
    Expectations managed for free

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    :laughout
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                OH hell, that might cause a small panic aboard a plane.:laughout:laughout:laughout
                Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                  And wait for the closest Air marshal or US Marine on leave to beat you in the skull with an tray table until the white meat shows. LOL
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                    :dan:dan:dan he said "til the white meat shows" DAMN!!
                    Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                      Next time I fly, I am taking DDB with me..Go Meat!
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                        I aint flyin in s##t no more, Its mass cornholeo
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by beer30 View Post
                          Next time I fly, I am taking DDB with me..Go Meat!

                          Well the first thing I do when I board a plane is look for what I will bludgeon the first idiot who acts up to death with.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DevilDogBagger View Post
                            Well the first thing I do when I board a plane is look for what I will bludgeon the first idiot who acts up to death with.
                            I don't worry much when I fly but I do the same exact thing!!! :)
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