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  • Duck Wisdom

    THOUGHTS
    BY



    'Dale Duck'



    Marriage changes
    passion.
    Suddenly you're in bed with a
    relative.


    I saw a woman wearing
    a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
    So I said
    'Implants?'

    She hit me.



    How come we choose
    from just two people to run
    for president and
    over fifty for Miss America?

    Now that food has
    replaced sex in my life,

    I can't even get into my own pants.



    I signed up for an
    exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.

    If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
    up in the first place!

    When I was young we
    used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'



    Don't argue with
    an idiot; people watching may not
    be able to tell the difference.

    Wouldn't it be nice if
    whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
    'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

    Why is it that our
    children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?



    A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!



    Wouldn't you know it.....
    Brain cells come and
    brain cells go,

    but FAT cells live forever.


    Why do I have to swear
    on the Bible in court when the Ten
    Commandments cannot be displayed outside?



    Another completely brilliant question!!!!

    Bumper sticker of
    the year:
    'If you can read this,
    thank a teacher
    -and, since it's in English,
    thank a soldier'




    And remember: life is like a
    roll of toilet paper.



    The closer it gets to the
    end, the faster it goes.



    Ya just might want to pass
    this along.....
    There is a special place in our hearts... Carved out for our memories
    R.I.P. RubberDown
    R.I.P. James "Jimbo"
    Reese

  • #2
    That's one smart duck Glyde!
    H1E2R8D

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    • #3
      alot of good points in there!!!!:)
      OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
      2014 FLHXS
      U.S. NAVY Veteran

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      • #4
        I agree with the Duck!!!!
        Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
        Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
        Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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        • #5
          Hey,Duks aint so dumb after all.Nice post Ya did there.
          Ear Tag no. 00030

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          • #6
            The Duck is cute!
            Official "Herd Booze taste tester!"

            Member #0006 :babe

            "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......" In memory of Rick.

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            • #7
              love the duck
              Official HERD Member #00138

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              • #8
                As stated, many good points..............
                Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
                Patriot Guard Riders # 209,359
                Official HERD Member #00139

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
                  That's one smart duck Glyde!
                  John...5:08 AM...Don't you ever sleep..
                  Chris (Steveston)
                  Herd # 93
                  Retired Navy Vet

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                  • #10
                    :good
                    Appalachian Redneck

                    "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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                    • #11
                      That's duckin awesome.....
                      The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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                      • #12
                        I usually shoot ducks, but I might just let that one stick around...
                        Dane

                        '97 Fatboy - Screaming Eagle, Porker pipes, S&S carb, wide tire kit, custom Corbin, oil leak, etc.
                        Official HERD Member #00147

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