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    This takes place in the future. A man and his wife are traveling in there space vehicle when they experience mechanical problems and land in a field on Mars. They are greeted by a Martian couple who after helping them with there ship invite them into there home for supper. After supper they have a few drinks and a few more and the conversation turns to sex and how it is done across the two species. After learning that both species had sex in basicly the same manner they decided to swap for the night. The alien man inserted his tool and asked the american women how it felt. she said it could be longer. He said turn my right ear and it will get longer. She said it could be bigger around. He said turn my left ear and it will increase in diameter.

    The next morning having departed in their space ship the man just could not resist asking his wife how sex with the martian man was. She said I can not lie to you, it was the best sex I have ever had, how was sex with the martian women. He replied, it was ok but that damn women damn near twisted my ears off.
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    Oldie but a darn funny one. :)
    The version I know is yanking on the ears instead of twisting and the man at the end said, I think the alien lady liked it but she SHO was pulling on my ears a lot!
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    • #3
      good one kr!!
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        • #5
          Still Funny.....I have big Ears !!
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          • #6
            :D:D:D
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            • #7
              good one
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              • #8
                ROFLMAO
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                • #9
                  hahahhahahahahahahaha
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                  • #10
                    fuggin Martians damn
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                    • #11
                      :):):)
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                      • #12
                        :fall:):):)
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