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    Little Susie attends a Catholic School and she was very tired and couldn't stay awake during class! The teacher asked Susie who is the almighty power that controls us? She never responded so little Johnny poked her in the back with a pencil and she turned around said "God"! The teacher replied, "That's right"!

    The teacher then asked Susie who the Saviour was that gave his life for our sins. Again Susie was almost asleep so Johnny poked her with the pencil again and she turned around and said, "Jesus Christ"!

    The teacher then asked what did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child was born! Again Susie was almost asleep so Johnny poked her with the pencil again. she turned around and yelled, "If you poke that into me one more time, there's gonna be trouble"!

    The teacher fainted!!!:):)
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    :) :)
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    • #3
      Funny! :dan
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        • #5
          ah the non vulgar version and it's still funny:)
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Happy Hours View Post
            ah the non vulgar version and it's still funny:)
            yep that was funny....
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            • #7
              I'd say, "I love Lil' Johnny", but that'd be narcissistic.
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                  Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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                    • #11
                      lmao
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