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  • Got to love this Police officer

    I received this in an email thought I'd pass it along.

    A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.
    The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

    When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.
    The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an asshole!"
    Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has such a bad driving record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?"
    Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."
    Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"
    "Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."
    "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"
    "Aggressive and hostile, Sir."
    "Aggressive and hostile?"
    "Yes, Sir?

    "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?"

    "Well, sir, you know your client better than I do!"
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    Good One Bricks.......
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    • #3
      good one :dan
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      • #4
        I bet LEO's have some great stories to tell.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Happy Hours View Post
          I bet LEO's have some great stories to tell.
          You don't know the half of it!
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          • #6
            waveand that a 10!!!
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            • #7
              As funny as this is it is actually true cops usually use stars and some use smilely faces
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              • #8
                Originally posted by CLL375 View Post
                You don't know the half of it!
                enlighten us please
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                • #9
                  Considering I was a juror last week...I now know parts of it!!!
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                  • #10
                    Good one. My son is a trooper. He has many that he could tell.
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                    • #11
                      That's a good situation for a taser.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CLL375 View Post
                        You don't know the half of it!
                        CLL, some of us do know the half of it. It's the other half I'd be interested in hearing!
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
                          enlighten us please
                          Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
                          CLL, some of us do know the half of it. It's the other half I'd be interested in hearing!
                          I dont use stars, smiley faces, or abbreviations. I'll write exactly what the person said or did right on the ticket then have them sign it. If they wont sign it because of the notes, I'll book them on it. I really dont write tickets though. I'm not that kind of officer. I'll stop an ass load of cars everyday but it's just because I want to look inside of it or ID the people in it. I have a ton of stories but they are long (or illegal). To get an idea what its really like you'd need to ride with an officer. I've had Grand Jury members ride with me and when we were done they had a different attitude towards officers and crooks.
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                          • #14
                            :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
                            Now that is a funny joke if I ever read a funny joke before.
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                              :):)
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