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  • No Sex, No P'nis!

    When the ark's door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals.

    "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your p'nis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your p'nis back."

    After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited.

    "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"

    Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet."

    "Damn!" exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

    This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"

    "Look!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper, "I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"
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    lmao!!!!
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    • #3
      :)...
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      • #4
        Haaaaaaaa! Lucky Wabbit!!!
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        • #5
          That horse is gonna kill him some wabbit....just sayin...LOL !!
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            • #7
              :laughout


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              • #8
                Just think that poor ol horses wife will not be able to have a good time anymore....and that rabbit won't be able to hop, hell be draggin along something that weighs more than him...lol
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                • #9
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                  • #10
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bricks View Post
                      Just think that poor ol horses wife will not be able to have a good time anymore....and that rabbit won't be able to hop, hell be draggin along something that weighs more than him...lol
                      Don't jump to conclusions. We don't know whose receipt the horse got - elephant, killer whale, sperm whale, etc. "Hung like a horse" is cliché, but not necessarily the epitome of "hung"!
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                      • #12
                        Its me I got the elephant weiner
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                        • #13
                          I bet you have to hold that with both hands, huh? No eatin' Cheetos while you hold yur wiener.

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                          • #14
                            Naw, just looks like it with that little bitty body!
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