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    Two boy's were playing hockey on a pond in the park in Montreal, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the second boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter was strolling past and sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Canadiens Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal." titles the story he starts in his notebook. "But I'm not a Canadiens fan" the little hero replied.

    "Sorry, since we are in Montreal, I assumed you were". "Little Alouettes Fan Saves Friend From Horrific Attack", he continued writing. "I'm not an Alouettes fan either" the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Montreal was either a Canadiens or Alouettes fan" says the reporter, "What team to do root for?" the reported asked. "I"m a Toronto Maple Leafs fan" replies the young boy.

    The reporter starts a new page in his notebook.
    "Little English Bastard From Toronto Kills Family Pet."
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    Originally posted by Glyde View Post
    Two boy's were playing hockey on a pond in the park in Montreal, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the second boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter was strolling past and sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Canadiens Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal." titles the story he starts in his notebook. "But I'm not a Canadiens fan" the little hero replied.

    "Sorry, since we are in Montreal, I assumed you were". "Little Alouettes Fan Saves Friend From Horrific Attack", he continued writing. "I'm not an Alouettes fan either" the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Montreal was either a Canadiens or Alouettes fan" says the reporter, "What team to do root for?" the reported asked. "I"m a Toronto Maple Leafs fan" replies the young boy.

    The reporter starts a new page in his notebook.
    "Little English Bastard From Toronto Kills Family Pet."
    :laughout:laughoutThat's funny!!
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    • #3
      That's funny, eh?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
        That's funny, eh?
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        • #5
          good one
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          • #6
            Didn't see that one coming at all.....LOL
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            • #7
              thats is VERY funny...
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              • #8
                :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout I wonder what he would have written if he was a Canucks fan?
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                  :):):)
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                  • #10
                    lmfao thats funny cause its true
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