I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was playing loud, so I decided to time my breaking wind to the beat of the music. After a couple songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed everyone was looking at me...........................then I suddenly remembered I was listening to my mp3 player................................How was your day?

I finished my coffee and noticed everyone was looking at me...........................then I suddenly remembered I was listening to my mp3 player................................How was your day?
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