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    I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was playing loud, so I decided to time my breaking wind to the beat of the music. After a couple songs I started to feel much better.



    I finished my coffee and noticed everyone was looking at me...........................then I suddenly remembered I was listening to my mp3 player................................How was your day?
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      .........................looks too much like that easy button........................
      There is a special place in our hearts... Carved out for our memories
      R.I.P. RubberDown
      R.I.P. James "Jimbo"
      Reese

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      • #4
        All together now!!!!!
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          hehehehe
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          • #6
            damn,that guys chit a load.
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              skid marks hell.........he wrecked the whole car!!
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              • #8
                Damn, did I crap my pant's again?
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                • #9
                  lol, that is too funny
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                  • #10
                    That's awesome. I was on a date a long time ago, went to see a movie. I too had a fart comin on and decided that since a bigt fight scene had started, I'd let er go when the gunshots n all that climaxed. I missed. I started rippin ass right as the scene ended and the movie went silent. The good news is that no one heard the whole thing because the roaring laughter drowned out the tail end of it. I didn't get another date outta her.
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                    • #11
                      Took a girl to see "Paper Moon" in '73. Laughed real hard at a funny part and ripped one that sounded, and smelled, as tho I'd shat myself. She looked at me and I just wanted to crawl under the seat. Shortly after that she went back with her old boyfriend.

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                      • #12
                        That's one of the great things about being married to a nurse, bodily functions don't faze em at all.

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                        • #13
                          I bet the asshole I work with could stun a nurse. I tasted it before I smelled it the other day. it was the worst. I thought I was gonna puke
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                            I won't say who, there is a person in my office who rips one no matter where, when or where they are sitting or standing. Glad I can't smell all that good.
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