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    Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
    * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
    anywhere, even in the kitchen..

    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine ,and you
    usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
    * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
    hallway you both say 'screw you.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
    * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex...
    * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
    * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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    I am digging the yellow flames on red on your avatar.... Bike looks pretty good also. I wish she would stop calling me.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by DevilDogBagger View Post
        I am digging the yellow flames on red on your avatar.... Bike looks pretty good also. I wish she would stop calling me.
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          Ddb, wake up - wake up!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
            Ddb, wake up - wake up!
            Sorry man, I am off my meds today. But seriously she needs to stop calling.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by DevilDogBagger View Post
              I am digging the yellow flames on red on your avatar.... Bike looks pretty good also. I wish she would stop calling me.
              Talk about side-track. You even know what this thread was about?
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              • #8
                We're still on track - its about sex!
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                    Great joke but, like others, I like avatar with the fflames and red.
                    Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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                    • #11
                      I wish she'd START calling me!
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                      • #12
                        But whats She calling You.:fall

                        Originally posted by DevilDogBagger View Post
                        I am digging the yellow flames on red on your avatar.... Bike looks pretty good also. I wish she would stop calling me.
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