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    Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'

    - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

    I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

    - Eleanor Roosevelt

    Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
    - Mark Twain

    Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
    - Victor Borge

    Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
    - Mark Twain

    By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
    - Socrates

    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
    - Groucho Marx

    My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
    - Jimmy Durante

    I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
    - Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
    - Alex Levine

    My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
    - Rodney Dan gerfield

    Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
    - Spike Milligan

    Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
    - Joe Namath

    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.Then it's time for my nap.
    - Bob Hope

    I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
    - W. C. Fields

    We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
    - Will Rogers

    Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
    - Winston Churchill


    Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
    - Phyllis Diller

    By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
    - Billy Crystal

    And the cardiologist's diet:
    - If it tastes good spit it out.
    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
    Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
    Growing old is not for Sissies..........

  • #2
    Thanks, I think I will use some.
    Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
    Patriot Guard Riders # 209,359
    Official HERD Member #00139


    • #3
      Those are words of wisdom!!!!
      2014 FLHXS
      U.S. NAVY Veteran


      • #4
        one of my favorites.

        You can observe a lot, just by watching.
        - Yogi Berra
        There is a special place in our hearts... Carved out for our memories
        R.I.P. RubberDown
        R.I.P. James "Jimbo"


        • #5
          I love that Yogi.
          2010 Ultra Limited/Merlot/Cherry
          Official HERD Member #00134