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    On the PA system: “Man down on aisle five, we have a husband down.”



    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

    The husband picks up a case of Pabsts Blue Ribben Beer and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.

    “They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.

    “Put them back, we can't afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
    “What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.

    “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Pabsts Blue Ribben and it's half the price.”
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  • #2
    Oh my! Better duck on that one! :)
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    • #3
      :):)
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      • #4
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        • #5
          Second man down...

          An old man was walking through Walmart calling out...Crisco....Crisco
          A manager stopped the gentleman and told him Crisco was on isle three.
          The old man walked to isle three and starts calling out....Crisco....Crisco
          The manager showed the man where the Crisco was and the man said no...I'm looking for my wife.
          The manager said "your wife's name is Crisco?" The old man replied no, that's what I call her in public.
          The manager asked what he called her at home....



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          • #6
            haha, man down man down
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            • #7
              I will not pass these along. I liked them though.
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              • #8
                :):):):)
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                • #9
                  Oh I am sending them to my wife now
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                  • #10
                    She will bless You for that.
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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        Now that there is some funny stuff...
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                        • #13
                          Now that's funny I don't care what man you are.Not so much for the ladies probably.
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