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    An 97 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
    normal results.
    The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing
    mentally and emotionally?
    Are you at peace with God?"

    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
    so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
    the bathroom, poof! The light goes on.
    When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."

    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he
    says, "George is doing fine!
    But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
    Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! the light goes
    on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

    "Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator
    again!
    THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-c...-ts=1422579428
    How's my Spelin, CALL 1-800-BOSS to report my bad spelizin

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    HERD Member #114
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    If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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              I'd better check the frig, before the OL
              Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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