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    A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure

    the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of

    his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie

    down on the table. The man obeys.

    The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and

    has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man

    catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

    The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before

    a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed

    and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.
    The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

    While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a

    room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing

    in there"?

    The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you

    have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Happy Hours View Post
        The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."
        THERE, you see. one example we're NOT getting screwed :)
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          :laughout:laughout

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            Originally posted by toorglide View Post
            THERE, you see. one example we're NOT getting screwed :)
            I think we are literally getting screwed...LOL
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                This pisses me off. I have BCBS and was going to get clipped and then the Missus got an infection and while they were in there they took care of the problem.

                Shit...story of my life.
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                • #9
                  thats the best one i've heard in a long time
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                      ha!!!
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Bonsai View Post
                        This pisses me off. I have BCBS and was going to get clipped and then the Missus got an infection and while they were in there they took care of the problem.

                        Shit...story of my life.
                        I don't get it...most guys are happy when the wife gets done instead...knowing how wussy most men are about that area...
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by V-Girl View Post
                          I don't get it...most guys are happy when the wife gets done instead...knowing how wussy most men are about that area...
                          A poor attempt at saying I coulda got laid by some hot sexy nurse....per the joke because I have Blue Cross insurance.

                          LOL?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Bonsai View Post
                            A poor attempt at saying I coulda got laid by some hot sexy nurse....per the joke because I have Blue Cross insurance.

                            LOL?
                            OMG!!! I am slow..... :)
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                              Want some candy?

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