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    The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?"
    "John," the new seaman replied.
    "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as 'Chief'. Do I make myself clear?"
    "Aye, Aye Chief!"
    "Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"
    The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."
    "Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ."



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  • #2
    I think I worked for that chief!!

    Tommy
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    • #3
      :laughout:laughout


      Good one
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      • #4
        :):):)
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        • #5
          In the Navy!!

          Chris (Steveston)
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          • #6
            ha!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by steveston View Post
              Oh no! Wait'll Vlade sees this thread. Here come the Villiage Idiots!
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
                Oh no! Wait'll Vlade sees this thread. Here come the Villiage Idiots!
                "Whats your Point" "Big Fella"....LOL!!
                Chris (Steveston)
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                • #9
                  haha! His name would forever be "sweetheart"
                  It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                  • #10
                    :)
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                    • #11
                      So glad I was Army.........................:)
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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          Hey, the Navy has a reputation to live up to. The drunken sailor part is easy.
                          It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                          • #14
                            I am sure I worked for that Chief but in reality he wouldnt have called the guy John..............:)
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                            • #15
                              No chance in hell, that name is gift wrapped.
                              It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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