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    Two Rednecks, Jed and Bubba, were on a lake fishing. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jed stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not standard three.

    Bubba immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire lake into Budweiser beer.'

    The genie clapped h is hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the lake turned into beer and the genie vanished.

    Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

    Jed looked disgustedly at Bubba whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Jed said,

    'Nice going Bubba! ........Now we're going to have to piss in the boat.'
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    OMG.... LOL I think Bubba lives down the street from me. no seriously....
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    • #3
      :dan


      I've heard of drinking the well dry but a lake might be pushing it. They might need Yochanon's help.:beer
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      • #4
        Originally posted by DevilDogBagger View Post
        OMG.... LOL I think Bubba lives down the street from me. no seriously....
        probably three or four Bubbas live down the street from you
        THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
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        • #5
          Yeah, as they say, be careful what you wish for..

          I know a Bubba in LA. Good guy, drinks beer of course.
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          • #6
            You might as well throw in Sportychick to the mix as well....
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            • #7
              Heck yea,their drinking buddies.


              Glad I didn't drink anything.


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              • #8
                Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
                You might as well throw in Sportychick to the mix as well....
                Hey Yoch...:beer:beer:chugger:chuggerLet's go kill us some Guinea hen....:gun:gun:check6:check6
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DevilDogBagger View Post
                  OMG.... LOL I think Bubba lives down the street from me. no seriously....
                  Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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