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    Got this in an email, Supposed to be funny I guess, but after reading a second time, just pissed me off.

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
    Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
    Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
    They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.........????
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    Herd #132

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    :):):)
    Official HERD Member #00138

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    • #3
      So true............Sad, but true..........
      U.S. Army "Retired"
      (Disabled Veteran)

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      • #4
        It took a min.. but I got it... D'OH!!!!!!
        sigpicHERD medic! #00039
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        If you are what you eat, then I'm delicious!
        I miss you Rick, you goofball
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          :):):)
          OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
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          U.S. NAVY Veteran

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          • #6
            Good stuff there, everyone has to have a purpose huh?
            The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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            • #7
              everyone has to have a purpose huh?
              True, unfortunately most of the time mine is to provide an example of what will happen if you fail to follow procedures.
              HERD # 00075
              08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
              USMC Veteran

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              • #8
                :laughout:)
                Appalachian Redneck

                "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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                • #9
                  You gotta have a sense of humor or you may as well crawl under a rock..... It sucks being pissed off all the time over things we cannot control let alone change... Tough pill to swallow but better than getting ulcers....
                  Chris (Steveston)
                  Herd # 93
                  Retired Navy Vet

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                  • #10
                    :):):):):)
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                    • #11
                      That's sick and sure as chit not funny!
                      OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                      With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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                      RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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