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    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
    Tommy
    HERD Member #141


    "To ride, or not to ride... THAT is a stupid question!"

  • #2
    Oh man....You are crossing boundaries now.....Prepare to INTAKE....:)
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    2010 FLHX - Street Glide
    HERD MEMBER #00003

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    • #3
      :):):):)
      OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
      2014 FLHXS
      U.S. NAVY Veteran

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      • #4
        very good!!
        Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
        Very Proud member #99
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        Count your life by smiles, not tears:
        Count your age by friends, not years.
        Old bikers don't gray, they CHROME OUT!!

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        • #5
          :laughout:):wine
          Appalachian Redneck

          "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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          • #6
            LOL.... I would end up a chalk outline on the kitchen floor if I told that joke at home.....:laughout:laughout
            HERD # 00075
            08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
            USMC Veteran

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            • #7
              I aren't sayin nuttin
              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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              • #8
                Do I look fat in this outfit???
                THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by vlade View Post
                  Do I look fat in this outfit???
                  exactly, no way to come out of that one safe. in situations like that I just Lay down and play dead.
                  HERD # 00075
                  08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
                  USMC Veteran

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                  • #10
                    :facn8me



                    Stayn out of this one. This may be a no win
                    Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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