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    The teacher gave her class rolls of LifeSavers The Candy With The Little Hole


    The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

    Red......... ......... ..Cherry
    Yellow...... ......... .Lemon
    Green....... ......... ..Lime
    Orange ............ ..Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

    The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue.
    It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my Gosh!
    They're ass-holes!

    The teacher had to leave the room!
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