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    There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

    The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

    The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

    THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
    Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

    Can weld anything but a broken heart

    ......It's a rebar thing.....
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    :):)
    Jeff
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      Alot has found that out, great story
      Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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          That is a "GREAT" story.....

          I nominate Lee as the "HERD" story teller for the month of August......LOL !!
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            Originally posted by gruss View Post
            That is a "GREAT" story.....

            I nominate Lee as the "HERD" story teller for the month of August......LOL !!

            I second that LOL HAHAHAHA
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              Gets my vote.
              Those who say it can't be done should get in the way of those doing it.
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                one thing the first mate forgot to instruct the crew on

                yellow stains in front
                brown stains in the back

                :)
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                • #9
                  Great story, Lee!!!!:):):)
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                  • #10
                    lol

                    or pull inside and out get another day?
                    Last edited by badinfluence63; 07-17-2010, 11:16 AM.
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                    • #11
                      oh my, thats nasty!!!!
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