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  • How the stimulus works(sorry if this has been posted already)

    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
    Stimulus' payment.



    This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
    Using a Q & A format:


    Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


    Q... Where will the government get this money ?

    A. From taxpayers.


    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

    A. Only a smidgen of it.


    Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

    A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
    High-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


    Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

    A. Shut up.


    Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by
    Spending your stimulus check wisely:




    * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
    Go to China or Sri Lanka .


    * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
    Arabs.


    * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or
    China .



    * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
    Honduras and Guatemala ..



    * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .




    * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .



    * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
    To management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


    Instead, keep the money in America by:


    1) Spending it at yard sales, or

    2) Going to ball games, or

    3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

    4) Beer or

    5) Tattoos.


    (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )



    Conclusion:

    Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
    Sale and drink beer all day !


    No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
    HERD#00004
    *disclaimer: I am not an expert. Like everyone else I have an opinion.

    HS1 and HS2 Attendee

    Paracord Crew Member

  • #2
    These is a very interesting concept!
    .
    2010 FLHX - Street Glide
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    • #3
      Only in America :laughout
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      • #4
        Could I ride a Harley (sorta kinda made in America) with a bored, virgin, tattooed, wanna be prostitute that I rescued from a yard sale and seduce her with beer after the ride?
        H1E2R8D

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        • #5
          Funny...
          But not so...

          But the truth!!!
          OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
          With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
          FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
          RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
            Could I ride a Harley (sorta kinda made in America) with a bored, virgin, tattooed, wanna be prostitute that I rescued from a yard sale and seduce her with beer after the ride?


            What kind of beer?:beer
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            • #7
              Sam Adams OK?
              H1E2R8D

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              • #8
                Yep Sam Adams is a winner.
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                • #9
                  Great read, BI!:laughout
                  OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                  2014 FLHXS
                  U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                  • #10
                    A friend that installs communications cables and devices does a lot of work at BigSky Montana,the work He does is at all the real uppity and upwards vacation homes,He told Me that now that there is money for communications cables/devices that wuz suppose to go to libraries/schools that work iz booming at these homes such as Bill Gates and a lot of the other billionair properties.
                    Ear Tag no. 00030

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