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    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.


    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.


    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.


    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.


    You believe me, don't you?
    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
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    Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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    Smart snake!!! Think he's gettin the best part of that deal!
    Official "Herd Booze taste tester!"

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    "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......" In memory of Rick.

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    • #3
      Gotta be a Tennessee snake.
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      • #4
        Tops any fish story I got.
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        • #5
          X2!!!
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          • #6
            WOW, imagine what you could get for a little Maker's Mark!
            H1E2R8D

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
              WOW, imagine what you could get for a little Maker's Mark!
              Jack Daniels is a good fishin elixer,jus sayin.
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