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    A young man graduated from University of Kentucky with a degree in
    Journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who
    Hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Kentucky, he went
    To the Indiana country to do his research.

    He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself
    To the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young Man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"

    The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my
    Neighbor's' sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed It and took it back home."

    "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything
    Else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"

    After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's
    Daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and Found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."

    Again, the young man said, "I can't print that either. Has anything ever
    Happened around here that made you sad?"

    The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after a few
    Seconds looked up timidly at the young man and
    Said, "I got lost once...."
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    HOLY CHIT
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      • #4
        Did not see that coming..
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        • #5
          Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
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            :laughout:laughout:laughout
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            • #7
              hey now........
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              • #8
                Moral of the story, Don't get lost in Indiana
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                • #9
                  I'm tieing a tether to my belt as we speak
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                  • #10
                    hehe

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                    Helpin the lost
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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        Good thing I stay close to home but have been a part of a few possies
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bigun View Post
                          Good thing I stay close to home but have been a part of a few possies
                          So what happens when the whole posse gets lost
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by vlade View Post
                            So what happens when the whole posse gets lost
                            LOL
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                            • #15
                              That's when the real fun gets started
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