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    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
    So I said 'Implants?'

    She hit me.


    How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty
    for Miss America?

    Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
    pants*. *

    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
    clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
    the first place!

    When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'


    Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
    difference.

    Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
    'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!




    Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
    prison?

    A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

    Wouldn't you know it.....
    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

    Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
    cannot be displayed outside?

    Another completely brilliant question!!!!

    Bumper sticker of the year:
    'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a
    soldier'
    HERD#00004
    *disclaimer: I am not an expert. Like everyone else I have an opinion.

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    You're on a roll tonight John.
    2018 Road Glide
    Member #00014

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    • #3
      I like how you think, Bad!

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      • #4
        Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
        cannot be displayed outside?

        You don't even have to hold your hand on the bible when sworn in anymore. Also when sworn in they ask do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. They have excluded "so help you God"
        HERD Member #114
        2007 FLHTCU Ultra Classic
        When all else fails, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!
        If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Dan View Post
          Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
          cannot be displayed outside?

          You don't even have to hold your hand on the bible when sworn in anymore. Also when sworn in they ask do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. They have excluded "so help you God"
          Shoot me right now!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mrs. Boss View Post
            Shoot me right now!
            Hmm, I take it this is news to you? Don't know how long its been that way but it is. Maybe not in all courts but I would guess in a good amount of them.
            HERD Member #114
            2007 FLHTCU Ultra Classic
            When all else fails, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!
            If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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            • #7
              speaking from personal knowledge or experience Dan? :):):)
              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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              • #8
                Funny stuff BI!! Alot of it makes perfect sense!!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
                  speaking from personal knowledge or experience Dan? :):):)
                  First hand knowledge, I see witnesses get sworn in quite alot during my monthy jury duty.
                  Last edited by Dan; 07-02-2010, 11:46 PM.
                  HERD Member #114
                  2007 FLHTCU Ultra Classic
                  When all else fails, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!
                  If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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