Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Need The Cops In a Hurry?

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Need The Cops In a Hurry?

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

    WHEN YOU'RE OLD

    AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light onin the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Georgeopened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there werepeople in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

    Thenthe police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock yourdoors and an officer will be along when one is available.."

    George said, "Okay."

    He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again..

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing
    things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them nowbecause I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up
    at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    (True Story) I LOVE IT!
    Don't mess with old people.
    Twenty First Herdster
    * When Its All Said And Done, Will You Have Said More Than You Have Done?
    ** How Old Would You Be If You Didnt Know How Old You Where?
    99 FLSTF
    03 FLHTCI

  • #2
    :):):):)
    OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
    2014 FLHXS
    U.S. NAVY Veteran

    Comment


    • #3
      That is TOO GOOD! I love it when some little ol' lady or fragile old man kicks some young punk's a$$ or shoots them in the act too! Old fuggers rock!
      H1E2R8D

      Comment


      • #4
        OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
        With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
        FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
        RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

        Comment


        • #5
          now thats a good story!! kinda reminds me of one of my neighbors that lives down the road from me !he caught a guy snooping around just outside of his house at 3:30 in the morning and called 911 for the sherrifs deptartment. and they told him there werent any officers in the area ,he told them that he had a shotgun pointed at him at the time!!! and wouldnt ya know it three patrol cars show up within 10 minutes !!!!!!
          herd member #00112
          smitty
          2009 nightster
          AMA#262299 LIFE MEMBER

          Comment

          Working...
          X
          😀
          🥰
          🤢
          😎
          😡
          👍
          👎