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    Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

    Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

    "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

    And then she said, "Do whatever you want."


    So, Here I am.
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    • #3
      Now why didnt I think of that......LOL !!!
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      • #4
        Now that's funny right there... :vgirl:vgirl
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          OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
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            Would`nt wanna be the one to cuterloose though.erboxerbox:):):):)
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            • #7
              Originally posted by MrMarty51 View Post


              Would`nt wanna be the one to cuterloose though.erboxerbox:):):):)
              Having her in that position, it probably would have took me at least 2 more minutes before I left for deer camp.
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              • #8
                :dan


                But when Ron comes back home, I see him hitting the front door just like this poor feller below!
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                  :):):):)
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                  • #10
                    :):):):) Wait I resemble that remark. Well close to it anyway with an ex-girlfriend.
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                    • #11
                      That could solve a LOT of problems.....:) :) :)
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