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    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "gonna re-elect 'im."

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

    Many victims contracted it in 2008. But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.It's sad because it's so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
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    That's got to spread....:)
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    2010 FLHX - Street Glide
    HERD MEMBER #00003

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    • #3
      :):):)
      OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
      2014 FLHXS
      U.S. NAVY Veteran

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      • #4
        I used the ulterior motive to avoid this disease called dinvoferim and it has worked quite well for Me so now I can stand back aand complain/make fun of that sickness that has taken over so many parts of the eastern states.
        Ear Tag no. 00030

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        • #5
          I hear ya Marty; I dinvoferim either! But I'm damn sure gonna voagainim!
          H1E2R8D

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          • #6
            :):)
            Appalachian Redneck

            "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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