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    A man had just settled into his seat next to the

    window on the plane

    when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts

    his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.

    The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and

    asks why the dog is

    allowed on the plane ?

    The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement

    Agency officer

    and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name is Smithy

    and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get

    airborne, when I put him to work.'

    The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the

    agent says:

    'watch this.' He tells Smithy to 'search'.

    Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally

    sits very

    purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

    Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on

    the agent's arm.

    The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man

    and says:

    'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm

    making a note of her seat number and the authorities will

    apprehend her when we land.'

    'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.

    Once again, the agent sends Smithy to search the


    The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few


    returns to his seat and this time, he places TWO paws

    on the agent's


    The agent says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so

    again, I'm making

    note of his seat number for the police.'

    'I like it!' says his seat mate.

    The agent then tells Smithy to 'search' again.

    Smithy walks up and down the aisles for a little

    while, sits down for a

    moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps

    into the

    middle seat and proceeds poop all over the place.

    The first man is really amazed out by this behavior

    and can't figure

    out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like


    so he asks the agent 'What's going on?'

    The agent nervously replies,

    'He just found a bomb !'
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